How To Pick The Best Mattress Online

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Lawrence's SAGGING Mattress Test

Check out Sleepingduck.com to learn more about their amazing Mach II mattress.

Here it is! There's nothing worse than a sag-prone, foam-only mattress. That's why I got a Sleeping Duck Mach II. But do the Indestruct Springs really make the Mach II sag proof? I put it up against a 15 tonne steamroller to see for myself.

Oh....I just read on the SLEEPING DUCK website that the springs aren't just about sagging. Here's a cool video about their INDESTRUCT SPRINGS and the MOTHERBOARD ZONING inside.

When I was a kid, I could sleep on anything. Floor. Couch. Crappy mattress. It didn’t matter. Nor did I care. I was young and indestructible. But later in life, I started developing lower back pain and shoulder issues. At first, I
just ignored it and assumed it was because of my rigorous Formula One racing car schedule. Those Playstation games make you sit in uncomfortable positions sometimes, and for way too long. Anyway, the pain didn’t go away. Nor did my crappy mattress. It followed me everywhere. And everywhere my crappy mattress went so too did my back pain. Foolishly, I didn’t make the connection. I just did what most people did - totally ignored it, hoped it would go away and when it didn’t, wasted lots of money on physiotherapists.

My Diabolical Back Killer

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(I just got off the phone with my lawyer and she says I can’t say that. Thing is, I don’t have a lawyer, so I’m not sure who I just spoke to. Might have been my mum now that I think about it. Anyway, for legal reasons I have to say no, but personally I have a reeeeallllly good feeling about you winning Powerball. Imagine how many Sleeping Ducks you could buy if you did win!? But let me just add, the chances of you winning Powerball are 1 : 292,201,338 and the chances of you having an amazing night’s sleep on a Sleeping Duck is, in my opinion, 1:1. That’s 100% guaranteed. And heck, Sleeping Duck gives you a 100 night trial anyway! It’s a win-win!)

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(I just got off the phone with my lawyer and she says I can’t say that. Thing is, I don’t have a lawyer, so I’m not sure who I just spoke to. Might have been my mum now that I think about it. Anyway, for legal reasons I have to say no, but personally I have a reeeeallllly good feeling about you winning Powerball. Imagine how many Sleeping Ducks you could buy if you did win!? But let me just add, the chances of you winning Powerball are 1 : 292,201,338 and the chances of you having an amazing night’s sleep on a Sleeping Duck is, in my opinion, 1:1. That’s 100% guaranteed. And heck, Sleeping Duck gives you a 100 night trial anyway! It’s a win-win!)
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Lawrence's SAGGING Mattress Test

How To Pick The Best Mattress Online

Episode 1

Stay Tuned For More Episodes

Lawrence's SAGGING Mattress Test

Check out Sleepingduck.com to learn more about their amazing Mach II mattress.

Here it is! There's nothing worse than a sag-prone, foam-only mattress. That's why I got a Sleeping Duck Mach II. But do the Indestruct Springs really make the Mach II sag proof? I put it up against a 15 tonne steamroller to see for myself.

My Diabolical Back Killer

If this mattress is as good as you say it is, how come it doesn’t cost 10 thousand dollars?"

If I bought an online foam-only mattress and not a Sleeping Duck would I ever be able to be your friend?

I just bought a Sleeping Duck mattress…

I haven’t finished the question yet.

Thank you. Now, where was I?"

Oh yeah. I just bought a Sleeping Duck mattress. So what if you can roll over it with a 15 tonne roller? What do I care? I only weigh 65 kilos. I’m never going to break any springs.

Frequently Asked Questions

Frequently Asked Questions

If this mattress is as good as you say it is, how come it doesn’t cost 10 thousand dollars?"

If I bought an online foam-only mattress and not a Sleeping Duck would I ever be able to be your friend?

I just bought a Sleeping Duck mattress…

I haven’t finished the question yet.

Thank you. Now, where was I?"

Oh yeah. I just bought a Sleeping Duck mattress. So what if you can roll over it with a 15 tonne roller? What do I care? I only weigh 65 kilos. I’m never going to break any springs.

Infrequently Asked Questions

I was recently kidnapped by aliens and I'm pretty sure they had a Sleeping Duck mattress. Is this possible? Do you deliver to outer space?

If I buy a Sleeping Duck mattress today, will I win Megamillion’s Powerball next Tuesday?"

I recently went on a date. We got on really well but now the person isn’t returning my calls. I think I’m being ghosted. What should I do? Should I run over the person with your 15 tonne roller?

Lawrence, this is your wife, Sarah. Can you pick up some bread on the way home?"

What? How did you make that connection? Lawrence! You’re buying another Sleeping Duck aren’t you…

Does the mattress come in medium-rare?

A friend of mine went to the doctor and was given six months to live. He couldn’t afford to pay the bill, so the doctor gave him another six months."

I was recently kidnapped by aliens and I'm pretty sure they had a Sleeping Duck mattress. Is this possible? Do you deliver to outer space?

If I buy a Sleeping Duck mattress today, will I win Megamillion’s Powerball next Tuesday?"

I recently went on a date. We got on really well but now the person isn’t returning my calls. I think I’m being ghosted. What should I do? Should I run over the person with your 15 tonne roller?

Lawrence, this is your wife, Sarah. Can you pick up some bread on the way home?"

What? How did you make that connection? Lawrence! You’re buying another Sleeping Duck aren’t you…

Does the mattress come in medium-rare?

A friend of mine went to the doctor and was given six months to live. He couldn’t afford to pay the bill, so the doctor gave him another six months."

Infrequently Asked Questions